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so very vintage, isn’t it?

In order to leave us a note, you must complete the following steps:

  1. Walk away from your home and into a field (because it’s inspirational and you’re having a bad day).
  2. Meet an interesting stranger and go on a long trip (and learn about your mysterious past which you didn’t know existed).
  3. Ask directions from the hobgoblin of the eastern swamp (and then take a bath).
  4. Become an expert sword fighter after three weeks of practice (points if you use two swords in battle).
  5. Save a kingdom from your evil twin (whom you learned about from the stranger).
  6. Go back home and tell your mom and dad you’re sorry for disappearing, also, why didn’t they go looking for you?
  7. Learn how to use your swords properly before you poke somebody’s eye out.