Candid Conversations & Unending Questions

Louise: We got tagged, for the first time ever (we didn’t even know we were playing the game, or we would have run faster, JK) 

Twi: *narrows eyes*

Louise: *coughs* ANYWAY. So this a dual post, I hope it’s not too confus-

Twi: Let me stop you right there. 

Louise: *sighs* 

Twi: I hope that this doesn’t destroy our friendship Lou.

Louise: *grows deathly serious* Do. Not. Call. Me… *groans* I can’t even say it.

Twi: Then I will: Lou.

Louise: *glares*

RULES: 

Twi: *raises fist* MEANT TO BE BROKEN!
Louise: *slaps the top of her head with a rolled up newspaper* Don’t you dare. 

1. Link back to the original site. 
2. Mention the one who tagged you. 
3. Write an autobiography in seven words. 
4. They do not need to form a complete sentence. 
5. To make it more interesting, answer seven seven-worded questions (Louise: The number of perfection!)
6. Tag seven other bloggers (Twi: *panics* SEVEN? I don’t know seven bloggers!)
7. Think of seven seven-worded questions, or use the same ones you answered. 

THE MENTION:

Louise: *begins seriously* We want to thank Joelle Stone for tagging us-

Twi: Aren’t we supposed to not get tagged in this game? Why would we thank the tagger? 

Louise: No, that’s tag. 

Twi: Then what is this? 

Louise: *explains* 

Twi: Wait… what? 

Louise: *explains again, in greater detail*

Twi:…

Louise: We just need to answer the questions. 

Twi: Why didn’t you say so?! *begins to answer questions like there’s no tomorrow*

Louise: You forgot to mention the one who tagged us…

Twi: THANK YOU, JOELLE! I’ll consider giving you my first born child!

Louise: OKAY, I think we’re done now. *cough* Yes, thank you, without your tagging us, this craziness would never have happened. BE YE WARNED. 

THE SEVEN WORDS: 

Twi: Her adventures truly began when Louise moved.

Louise: Wow. Just wow. I didn’t know I could have such an impact. *pats Twi on the shoulder*

Twi: To be fair, me, you, and our other bestie hadn’t been parted before so…

Louise: That’s grammatically incorrect, it should be: you, our other bestie, and I hadn’t been parted before, so…

Twi: Thank you, Louise. 

Louise: You’re welcome.

Louise: “Tell me you haven’t done something stupid.” -Ralph Upton (from a fictional world)

QUESTIONS

Twi: *gasps in delight*

Louise: *eyes grow wide* I’m not prepared. 

WHAT SEVEN WORDS WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOU? 

Louise: *thinks for three hours* I don’t like this question. *thinks some more* *snaps fingers* Oh, I know! My grandmother’s friend told her this is what she thought of me, I loved it, and it’s seven words… So here we go. 

“A young girl with an old soul.” 

Twi: Her soul is old. It can be annoying.

Louise: *looks at Twi* Young people find me annoying. *snickers*

Twi: Christain, artistic, weird, friendly, books, writer, and ARMY!!!! *smirks because she was able to mention K-pop in a post*

Louise: I am innocent of this…

WHERE WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR LAST DAYS?

Louise: *thinks for another three hours* I really don’t like these questions.  

Twi: Not where but with who. Depends on the day of the week. 

Louise: THE DAY OF THE WEEK? 

Twi: YES THE DAY OF THE WEEK!! I have youth group on Wednesday, I hang out with friends on Friday, I have classes Tuesday and Thursday, and Church on Sunday. Back to my answer, which is somewhere with my friends.

Louise: Your poor family will miss you. 

Twi: You won’t?!!!!

Louise: Course I will. 

Louise: I’d probably spend my last days somewhere on the beach. Preferably Southern California beaches. Those are the best beaches. Despite what the rest of my family has to say about it.

Twi:You go girl! Do whatever you want for your death day!

WHO WOULD WRITE YOUR BIOGRAPHY FOR YOU?

Twi: Louise of course. *grins evilly* It. Would. Be. Epic!! 

Louise: The first line will be: *Twi cuts in* “Louise’s love life was nonexistent except when her best friend made up scenarios for her which fed her secretly lovesick heart.”

Louise: Why would the first line of YOUR biography be about ME?! And I’m not lovesick, thank you very much *bops Twi on the head with the roll of newspaper again*

Twi: OOHHHH! I completely misread that! Stupid dyslexia. The first line would be “Sarah was not like other girls, not in the cliche way but in the ‘She’s….uh..different’ way.”

Louise: Uh-huh… I bet you love when people describe you that way. “She’s… Uh… Different.”

Louise: Mine would be written by… um… oof. *thinks* It would be cool if my youngest brother wrote my biography. Though I’m not even sure if he’d want to. 

WHAT WOULD THE TITLE OF YOUR BIOGRAPHY BE?

Twi: Texafornian, the subtitle being, the adventure of a girl destined to change her world and the worlds of others. 

Louise: Texafornian??????

Twi: The reason I chose Texafornia is because my greatest adventure has been moving from California to Texas and meeting new people and making a new life. And yes Lou, I continue to astound you, I know.

Louise: Dude, drop the Lou.

Twi: *cracks up*

Louise: Oof, a title? Really? Drat. Um… “She was never good with titles.” There. Beautiful. (Does that count? I hope that counts). 

Twi: Honey, do you need help with this?

Louise:… No… *pause* …Yes…. 

Twi: Your title shall be “Inwhitch The Misadventures of One Louise Taylor Are Recorded”

Louise:… No…

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST REGRET IN YOUR LIFE?

Twi: *thinks* I have things I regret I guess but I wouldn’t change them. You see I can’t do anything to change the past so I might as well try better in the future. Without my mistakes I would not be who I am.

Louise: Wasting time, on anything unimportant in the long run. 

WHO WOULD YOU WRITE AN BIOGRAPHY ABOUT?

Twi: Um….myself?

Louise: That’s an autobiography.

Twi: Oh. Misread that. Again. 

Louise: John MacArther!

Twi: *looks at Louise* Would you believe that here in Texas nobody really knows who he is? Inconceivable! 

Louise: *gapes* Well, then maybe one of my grandparents or great-grandparents. I would really love to write about them. 

Twi: Um….*giggles* Jungkook, my bias from BTS!

Louise: Help.

Twi: Hear me out, 

Louise: *whispers* close the floodgates.

Twi: His story is interesting! He was a middle schooler when he began as a trainee at the company that made BTS called Bighit. He had to move from his family in Busan to Seoul when he was younger than us! After a while he was put with a bunch of misfits that became BTS and they debuted when he was fifteen! At first everyone thought BTS would fail but they rose up and they are now the biggest boyband in the world! He has a great story as well as a great cast of characters *smiles as she remembers the many videos she has watched about the members of BTS antics* Jungkook is also extremely talented at everything he does. He’s also grown in his character arc.

Louise: *glares at floodgate keeper* I SAID CLOSE THE FLOODGATES! You’re FIRED! 

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE STORY?

Twi: Why are all these questions kind of similar? Whatever. Um…. My life story….. Honestly so much has happened in my life that I can’t describe it all. I guess it’s just me growing up and learning from life.

Louise: Why are these all such serious questions?! How am I supposed to answer these without serious contemplation? Oh well. My life story is… thoughts and wonder about our world, and our great God. 

THE SEVEN SEVEN WORDED QUESTIONS (Twi’s edition)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FICTIONAL ROMANCE TROPE?

Twi: Friends to lovers is my answer. It’s such an awesome trope that I quite like.

Louise: You did this on purpose. How dare you. 

Twi: Just answer the question.

Louise: *groans* alright fine. That one trope where the guy sees her and knows instantly that she’s the one. Like in Anne of Green Gables. And points if the girl has sworn to loathe him for all eternity. 

Twi: AWWWWWWWW

Louise: Stop. Just stop. It’s not worth it.

Twi: But it’s so ROMANTIC! YOU’RE so ROMANTIC!

Louise: Next question.

WHAT ARE SOME YOUTUBE CHANNELS YOU’RE SUBSCRIBED?

Twi: To name a few, Blimey Cow, Ross Draws, Abbie Emmons, jessiethereader, IZWorld, Jordan Orme, Ian Boggs, iAmJordie Jean Shorts Comedy, and Trey Kennedy. I’ve subscribed to a few others but don’t really watch them as much.

Louise: Realism Studio… and… yeah. I don’t subscribe much. 

WHAT MUSIC GENRES DO YOU LIKE, HUH?

Twi: Easy. K-POP! And hip hop. Basically pop music. I also like music from musicals, movies, and Christain music.

Louise: Christian contemporary, and country. Because I also live in the country, so it’s hard to live in the country and not listen to country music.

WHAT ARE TWO MOVIES THAT YOU LIKE?

Twi: The Emperor’s New Groove and the Pride and Prejudice movie made in 2005 (I like it better than the book).

Louise: Only two? Actually, that’s probably a good thing, since I don’t watch a lot of television. My Fair Lady, and hmmmm… Prince Caspian? Sure, Prince Caspian. We’ll go with Prince Caspian. 

WHAT BOOK WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR NEWBIES?

Twi: Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief. Seriously, it’s an awesome book in an awesome series!

Louise: THE LETTER FOR THE KING. But do yourself a favor and don’t watch the television series, it’s horrid. I found the book before I even knew it was going to be a television series, and the television series just ruined it. But I highly recommend the book. The book was EPIC. 

 A SONG YOU LIKE TO DANCE TO?

Twi: Boombahyah by BlackPink.This song has a serious beat!! 

Louise: I don’t dance. 

Twi: Well then find a song, dance to it, and tell us. Right now! 

Louise: I refuse. 

Twi: I DEMAND it. 

Louise: No. 

Twi: Yes. 

Louise: No.

Twi: Yes.

*continues on for a while*

WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU WOULD CONSIDER A CAREER IN?

Twi: Music video editing.

Louise: Dishwashing.

Twi:… Louise… you just… wow.

Louise: Well maybe not a lifetime career, but still. It’s fun. 

Twi: AGH.

THE SEVEN SEVEN WORDED QUESTIONS (Louise’s edition) 

 NAME YOUR FAVORITE WIP PROJECT

Louise: Yes, I just asked you to choose your favorite WIP. Mine would be one I’m not allowed to tell you about yet. Mwahaha.

Twi: I have many but their names aren’t open to the public. MWAHAHAH!

WHAT INSPIRES YOUR WRITING DAY TO DAY?

Louise: Everything. And everybody and their brother.

Twi: Seeing writers on YouTube talk about their writing and talking to my writer friends. Also I have this one friend who REALLY likes my book and she scares me so….

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MOST OFTEN FORGET?

Louise:… To eat. Why do we have to eat again?

Twi: How can you forget to EAT?!

Louise: How can YOU remember to eat?!

*an augment starts*

Twi: Um… Probably to take a shower.

Louise: *gasps, then stutters, then faints*

WHAT IS YOUR PERFECT WRITING WEATHER/ATMOSPHERE?

Louise: When it’s raining, and when it’s dark. Less distractions that way I think. 

Twi: When the weather is stormy. For obvious reasons.

WHO OR WHAT INTERRUPTS YOU THE MOST?

Louise: Bedtime (not that I have one). 

Twi: My own mind. I get distracted easily by other things I want to do.

MOST RIDICULOUS THING YOU’VE DONE FOR RESEARCH…

Louise: Downloaded the floorplan of a hospital in AZ.

Twi: I don’t know if I should reveal that. The FBI might read this so…

THE WEAKEST AREA OF YOUR WRITING ABILITIES…

Louise: Romance. 

Twi: And that is why she has me.

Louise: You’d be surprised how much my writing friends help with this aspect of my writing. I’d be hopeless and helpless without them. 

Twi: She would.

Twi: Fight Scenes.

Louise: That’s why she has me! Notice the irony.

Louise: So, hopefully you’re still alive after this post… 

Twi: If you’re not have your family contact us, we’ll attend your funeral. 

*awkward pause*

Louise: *clears throat*

Twi: *snickers* Remember that time-

Louise: I do not remember that time.

Twi: Aw. 

Louise: Anyway, we gave such different questions, I’m not sure if we broke the tag or what. 

Twi: You can break a tag?

Louise: I don’t know. I’ve never done this before. 

Twi: Well, I hope you know seven bloggers. Cause now we have to… have to do what again? 

Louise: Tag them. 

Twi: TAG YOU’RE IT!

Louise: So… who we gonna tag? 

Twi:…

Louise:… 

Louise: Can we cheat and tag people who’ve already been tagged, and give them these new questions?

Twi: Why not. Let’s do it.

Louise: Is that legal though? 

Twi: WHO CARES? 

Louise: *bops Twi on the head with the newspaper roll again*

Twi: If someone is going to break this tag it would be us! Also this is a really long blog.

Louise: It is, we better hurry up before everyone dies of boredom.

Twi: How can they die of boredom? We are super entertaini-

Louise: Let me stop you right there. The fact that we’re talking about how entertaining we are shows how unentertaining we’ve gotten. 

Twi: It appears we must say our goodbyes then…. BYE FOLKS! COME BACK! 

Louise: YOU FORGOT THE TAG PART!

Twi: THIS WAS FUN! YOURS TRULY, SARAH THE TWILIGHT!

Louise: *drags Sarah the Twilight back* TAGS, WE MUST FINISH THE TAGS!

Twi: I don’t know seven bloggers. That’s your thing Lou!

Louise: Well it’s your thing now cause I have to go to work… BYYYYYYEEEE. 

Twi: *Cusses Tim Hawkins style*

Twi: Well she’s gone so…. WE BREAK THE TAG! MWAHAHAH! LET THERE BE ANARCHY! Bye folks!;) 

Louise: *on break* SARAH! Oy. Alright, with these new questions I, I mean we, tag…

Louise: My mind is suddenly not thinking of any bloggers, DRAT.

Twi: LET THERE BE ANARCHY!!!

Louise: Anybody who reads this. If you read this last sentence you are hereby tagged. We hereby tag you.

Twi: YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED.

Louise: Go forth and write! (don’t forget to comment and tell us, (we command it) so that we can check out your answers!)

Twi: Smart move, Taylor. Way to cheat the system. I like it!

Twi: Now there is no turning back! Go out and write and let there be ANARCHY! My new catch phrase.

Louise: Okay, enough with the anarchy. *closes computer* 

Twi: Bye guys! Yours truly Srarah Twilight! 😉

Louise: And with that, I wish you the best! 🙂